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Thats Life!

  • 02-03-2004 3:05pm
    #1
    Ronika
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭


    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
    months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat
    by him, he whispered, eyes filling with tears.
    "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I
    got fired, you comforted me. When my business failed, you supported us
    both. When I got shot, you nursed me back to health. When we lost the
    house, you endured living in a shabby rented flat. Now my health has
    started failing and you are still right by my side... You know what?"
    "What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
    warmth.


    "I think you're bad luck, why don't you f**k off."


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