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Dubliner Jokes

  • 03-03-2004 12:30am
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    What do you call a dead Dubliner?
    A jack in the box.

    Why is the wheelbarrow the greatest of all human inventions?
    It taught Dubliners to walk on their hind legs.

    what did God say when he made his second Dubliner?
    "I must be losing my touch".

    What is the difference between a Dubliner and a ham sandwich?
    The average ham sandwich is only half an inch thick.

    Why do so many Dubliners have scratched faces?
    From trying to eat with forks.

    How do you keep Dubliners out of your house?
    Hide the key under a bar of soap.

    How do you recognise the bride at a Dublin wedding?
    She's the one wearing the maternity dress.

    Why do Dubliners have big noses?
    Dubliners have big fingers.


Comments

  • #2
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Originally posted by UnrealQueen

    Why do so many Dubliners have scratched faces?
    From trying to eat with forks.

    Why do Dubliners have big noses?
    Dubliners have big fingers.
    My fave's!!!:)


  • #3
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    They aren't Dubliner jokes, they're <insert county of choice here> jokes!


  • #4
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    They aren't Dubliner jokes, they're <insert county of choice here> jokes!

    except for the first one

    btw liked the jokes:)


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