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Old lady!

  • 03-03-2004 2:53pm
    #1
    The_Goose
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    SMOKING CONDOMS

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

    Lady 1: "What's that?"

    Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

    Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

    Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
    age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

    Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

    The pharmacist fainted.


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