Mouse Funeral

bdiddy

After attending the funeral of a Galway mouse killed by an eighty
year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from Mayo, one from Sligo and
one from Leitrim, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with
how
tough they are.

The Mayo mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass
onto the bar, turns to the Sligo mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I
lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I
catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite,
and
then make off with the cheese."

The Sligo mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down
one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Mayo
mouse
and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I
can, takeit home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each
morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The Mayo mouse and the Sligo mouse then turn to the Leitrim mouse.
The Leitrim mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long
sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullsh * t. I gotta go
home and shag the cat."

Cable

Been posted already... recently acually, I prefer the other version (the one with the irish mouse)

UnrealQueen

I haven't seen it before. It's good.

kmart6

ok:)

quank

i prefer the other one...