Sir!!! Yes SIR!

Cable

A general decides to pay a visit to the local brothel. Not wanting to disappoint the general, the madam sets the general up with her best girl.
She shows him to the room where the girl is lying naked on the bed. The general stands at the end of the bed and undresses. He looks down and roars
"I AM A GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.... SOLDIER....TEN HUT..."
His penis suddenly springs to life.
The girl is in awe and inquires how he manages such control,
and the general looks down
"I AM A GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.... SOLDIER....AT EASE..."
and with that he goes limp.
The girl can't believe what she is seeing
The general is lapping up the attention and once again orders his penis to attention
"I AM A GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.... SOLDIER....TEN HUT."
The girl is now recovering and asks for one more demonstration, so the general roars
"I AM A GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.... SOLDIER....AT EASE..."
no response
again he roars
"I AM A GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.... SOLDIER....I HAVE GIVEN YOU AN ORDER... NOW AT EASE..."
Still nothing. at this stage, the general whips out his batton and starts beating his penis....
The girl starts to freak out crying out "what the hell are you doing?"
"I AM A GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY, THIS SOLDIER HAS DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER AND I AM GIVING HIM A DISHONOURABLE DISCHARGE"

kmart6

Ouch i can feel the pain:eek:

Agent7249

lol, good presentation

bdiddy

I am a poster on boards.ie, lol

malico

OUCH!!!

But FUNNY!!:D

Töpher

Actually laughed out loud there! Quality man!