capitalism thru cows...?

catsup

First thread. not sure if its been posted before. looked but didnt find it. made me laugh when i first read it. enjoy.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell the herd and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re -design them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create irritating cow cartoon images called
Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ENGLISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,
and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A WELSH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The younger one is rather attractive.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows .
You die the first time you try and milk them.

AN IRISH CORPORATION
Who cares, the EU really owns them now
and the pub is still serving.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep.
You shag them anyway.

UnrealQueen

Brilliant:cool:

Agent7249

AN IRISH CORPORATION
Who cares, the EU really owns them now
and the pub is still serving.

Class, first time I saw that amongst it

Cable

Very good:D

kmart6

Originally posted by catsup

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep.
You shag them anyway.

No morals at all

quarryman

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

har har. v good.

Catsmokinpot

classic:D

Kold

Originally posted by catsup
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re -design them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create irritating cow cartoon images called
Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.

The only particularly funny ones... the rest were ****e

Töpher

I laughed!