sms messages.

coolio_64

Hi all,

Does anyone have any decent sms messages?

muffen

sure, here's a few I have in my phone right now.

1: "I didn't get in"

2: "I've sent them now"

3: "Call me, it's urgent"

4: "Get on IM if you wanna talk"

... let me know if you need more, I have lots

coolio_64

yes keep them cooming

Agent Smith

i can fortell a banning!

muffen

Originally posted by agent smith
i can fortell a banning!

???

Banning for what?

I thought it was funny that he asked for SMS messages and not specifically for something like funny SMS messages
After all, this is the humor forum

Cable

Try this one:
(the texts are typed as u see them on a nokia phone and the double spaces means a new screen)

Let's play a game
of hide and
seek...i will hide
and you will

seek...if you find
me you can f**k
me, if u
can't..........

......i'm in the
cupboard!!


or maybe this one?

May the fleas of
a thousand
afagn camels
infest the crotch

of the person
who f**ks up
your day and
may his arms

grow too short
for him to
scratch

and finally:

Everything
about you is
PERFECT!

ur lips,
ur skin
ur eyes,
ur body

u r lucky
to be born
GOOD-LOOKING

Not like me...

born to be a
compulsive liar

Drex

have a go at these wans........

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant,
da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man,
HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,
and the second half by our children.

Why can t a blonde dial 911?
Because She can t find the eleven!!!

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

What did the blonde s left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives
teaching them to walk and talk
and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs,
while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you ll be disconnected!

Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!

Woman complaining to dentist: I d rather get pregnant than have a tooth filling! Dentist: ok, decide from now so i can adjust the chair accordingly

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

DOu know WHO is the best goolkeeper in this world ?
ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fu<k her, ur balls will never go in.

coolio_64

any more good messages. Some good ones there

demanufactured

"come home ur dinner is ready"

"will u babysit tonight"

Healio

"The person at xxxxxxxxxxxx has no credit and wants you to ring them"

Cable

I resent that one Healio, I am a true believer in using other peoples credit....


one that isnt really that funny but sparks a great response is when you text someone and they they text back "Whos this?" the best answer is "this is god"

I know it may not sound original or funny.... but try it, with the right ppl it works a laugh

coolio_64

how can you create animated sms messages

coolio_64

well any ideas?

robbie1876

My fave SMS:

Happy Christmas, happy Easter, happy Valentines, happy birthday, happy mothers day, happy fathers day, happy paddys day, happy new years, now f**k off and don't talk to me for another year.

funktastic

'Hi just to let u kno d test is back n ur HIV positive'

Healio

what about them **** ones:

This is the police, this phone is stolen please turn it off

banquo

at nearly 5 this morning i got a message from a a mate - with absolutly NO pretext - saying:

"was out on the piss and Shay took me to DAve's.Now home and need sleep long nay NIGHT ROB!! XXX"

coolio_64

does any1 no how to create them

thanks!