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3 Dogs

  • 09-03-2004 5:29pm
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    Three dogs are in the waiting room of a vets office. The first dog asked the second dog "What are you here for?"

    "I crap and pee all over the house so I'm going to be put to sleep. What are you here for?" the second dog asked.

    "Whenever my master is gone, I tear the house apart. I bite
    and chew on everything. I'm going to be put to sleep, too" replied the first dog.

    The first two dogs look to the third dog and ask "What are you here for?"

    "Well, one day my mistress was bent over vacuuming the floor and I just couldn't help myself and I humped her." said the third dog.

    "They're going to put you to sleep for that!?" exclaimed the first two dogs.

    "No! I'm just here to get my nails clipped."


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