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Where babies come from

  • 09-03-2004 5:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"

    The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."

    Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Similar:

    A young girl runs home from school one day and asks her mother "Mom, is it true that babies come out the same place that boys put their thingies?"
    Her mother, relieved that her daughter was able to talk to her so openly about sex, told her that yes, it was true.
    "But then," the girl replied, "won't it knock all your teeth out?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    haha, liked it:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    ROFL! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,169 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Everybody knows that babies come from storks.
    But the question is, who fúcks the stork?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Drex


    both good,

    but to be honest it was sangre's sig that got a laugh out of me.

    :D good stuff.


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