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Worm

  • 09-03-2004 5:38pm
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

    Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

    The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

    Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

    Grandpa said "No, you keep it."

    The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.

    Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

    Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."


Comments

  • #2
    catsup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    it took me a second, but when the penny dropped i chuckled. very subtle. i like it.


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    huh? i dont get it :dunno:


  • #4
    Lady
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭Lady


    :confused: I don't get it????:dunno:


  • #5
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    me needer ?????


  • #6
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    How can you not get it?! Hair spray, made worm stiff enough to fit in the hole... Now that that's been explained, do I need to explain the rest of it? Or would ye like a diagram?! :p


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  • #7
    Drex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Drex


    oh come on!...... the penny dropping metaphor was perfect.....remember it came from grandma.....


  • #8
    projectmayhem
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    not funny really...


  • #9
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Originally posted by quank
    huh? i dont get it :dunno:

    For the love and honour...... come on!!!!:mad:

    Good joke though!


  • #10
    Cable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    Im in a state of shock.... that people dont get it... its very good Manticore pay no notice...


  • #11
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    quite chucklesome indeed :D

    You folks that dont get it need to get out more :p


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