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Not so Quick Joke

Healio · 2004-03-09 20:49:11

Two men are sitting in the pub, coincedently both celebrating their wedding anniversaries: 1: What did ye get your wife? 2: i bought her a diamond ring and a mercedes. 1: why did ye buy her a ring and a mercedes? 2: well if she doesnt like the ring she has the car. So what did you get your wife? 1: i got her a pair of…

09-03-2004 9:49pm

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Healio

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Two men are sitting in the pub, coincedently both celebrating their wedding anniversaries:

1: What did ye get your wife?
2: i bought her a diamond ring and a mercedes.
1: why did ye buy her a ring and a mercedes?
2: well if she doesnt like the ring she has the car. So what did you get your wife?
1: i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
2: why did ye get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?
1: if she doesnt like the slppers, she can go f*ck herself!

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