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Firing Blanks....

  • 10-03-2004 1:13pm
    #1
    JCDenton
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    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.
    I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
    What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.

    When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang'
    and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


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