20 Signs a woman should call it a night!!

UnrealQueen

20 signs when a woman should call it a night...

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling
your
bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
honestly
believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like
Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating
even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry
on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
you.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically
sexy.

12. you seem to think that its a really good idea to get your
mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste
the vodka.

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
the WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on
it.

17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you
happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to
cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their
fault that you're having problems walking straight.

Pugsley

heh, not a bad list, heed this advice ladies

Agent Smith

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Senor_Fudge

nice ones queenie