Friends

UnrealQueen

Old but good....


When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile... I'll know you finally got a shag.

When you are scared... I will take the piss every chance I get.

When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to shut up.

When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to you.

When you are sick...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want to catch it.

When you fall...I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath...I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

A friend will help you move house. A really good friend will help you move a body.

Tyrrial

ummm... ture