Sunday School

JCDenton

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking
to her class one Sunday morning and she asked
the question, "When you die and go to Heaven,
which part of your body goes first?"


Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's
your hands."


"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"


Suzie replied, "... Because when you pray, you
hold your hands together in front of you and
God just takes your hands first!"



What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.


Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister,
I think it's your legs".


The Nun looked at him with the strangest look
on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you
think it would be your legs?"


Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy
and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had
her legs straight up in the air and she was
screaming, 'O God I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had
her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

The Nun fainted ...

UnrealQueen

Lol, gud oul Johnny!

quank

:D

but shouldnt it been posted in johnny thread?