"Hey Baby"

UnrealQueen

"Hey baby, lets play Carpenter. First we get hammered than I nail you".
"You didn't bring enough wood".

"Hey baby, you must be from Jamaica cos your Jamaican me horny".
"You must be from Yukon, coz Yukon go f*ck yourself".

"Hey baby, your butts so nice it's a shame you have to sit on it".
"Well not everyone wears theirs on their shoulders".

"Hey baby, you got it goin on, now how 'bout i see it coming off?"
"I'm sorry I didn't see the weather channel today. Did hell freeze over?"

"Hey baby you must be a General because you're making my privates stand at attention".
"Mmm, they're still a Major disappointment".

midget lord

admit it UQ, your knees would turn to jelly if someone propositioned you in any of the above ways....

Stark

My dick would turn to jelly if I had one of those chat-up lines used on me

Tyrrial

i wonder if many of thoughs have accually be used!

spoofilyj

Those cheap lines are good !!!

But heres some more that would get any lad brave enough to use them a slap in the face from any self respecting girl!!


Guy:Hey Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Girl: No why?
Guy:Because I can see my self in your pants!!

Worse still!
Guy: Oh you mus be tired!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you have been running round my head all night!!




:rolleyes:

MarkR

I heard a friend of mine use one of those before. No shame at all. Things went downhill from there.

irishman_abroad

My own personal favourite: (used sucessfully I might add)



Hey Babe, did you now youve got spanner eyes?



Girl : Awed silence followed by What do you mean/Huh?



Me : Every time I look into your eyes my nuts tighten.

Catsmokinpot

heres the cheesiest line that i use and it works

you start chatting up a girl you just talk complete bollocks to here get her laughing and if you think shes getting interested you say "so do i have to drop you a cheezy line? or do i just get to shift ya?"

heres a few more

hey baby come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

or you can be really subtle like so.....

HEY BABY SHOW US YOUR KNOCKERS!!! GRRRRRR

kmart6

OMG so ****in cheesy.........aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

quank

actually, i bet some of those would actually work though:ninja:

mang87

Originally posted by spoofilyj
Those cheap lines are good !!!

But heres some more that would get any lad brave enough to use them a slap in the face from any self respecting girl!!


Guy:Hey Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Girl: No why?
Guy:Because I can see my self in your pants!!

Worse still!
Guy: Oh you mus be tired!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you have been running round my head all night!!




:rolleyes:

A night at the roxbury

robbie1876

Guy: See my watch? It's a special watch that lets me see through clothes
Girl: Is that so?
Guy: Yeah, and you're not wearing any knickers right now
Girl: Yes I am!
Guy: Oh wait, it must be an hour fast......

Karl Hungus

Hey baby, you like chicken? Well then taste my cock, it's foul!

Foul/Fowl, get it?

neuro-praxis

Fired.

You are all fired, and condemned to eternal singledom.

Senor_Fudge

that may actually deter her as she may not want to inspect the scum beneath ones foreskin

^_^