Genuine Warning

JCDenton · 12-03-2004 1:47pm #1

Beware, I got this today and the warning is genuine...

Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a Paris to Shannon flight.

A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to....with a word of advice for you: Stay away from Limerick".

My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be a terrorist attack?" she asked him...

"No ... ", he whispered back... "It's a sh1thole."

Tyrrial · 12-03-2004 2:09pm

it's so true!!
now that i think about it maybe someone should blow it up!

UnrealQueen · 12-03-2004 2:55pm

Lol, gud one!

LoneGunM@n · 12-03-2004 3:35pm

Brilliant ... I was drinking a bottle of Lucozade & it poured out of my nose I was laughing so much

The_Goose · 12-03-2004 3:39pm

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats brilliant!!!!:D

Töpher · 12-03-2004 4:26pm

Fookin excellent!

Mac daddy · 12-03-2004 9:40pm

Nice one it is a **** hole full of skangers and knackers.
Anyone from limerick object"doesn't matter your a knacker anyway"LOL:p

mang87 · 13-03-2004 2:27am

rofl

neuro-praxis · 13-03-2004 3:56am

Oh you are in the *zone*.

quank · 13-03-2004 8:48pm

HA!
lawl
brilliant

:D:D

Senor_Fudge · 13-03-2004 9:06pm

funny and how true
instead of limerick ur a lady it should be limerick ur a scanger or a skank!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-03-2004 9:37pm

brilliant.

Glyn · 14-03-2004 4:31am

oh dear...
how many of you small minded ****wits have actually been to limerick?
or do you honestly belive every thing you hear?

tuxy · 14-03-2004 4:41am

i lived there for a year its true

Glyn · 14-03-2004 5:05am

so what, you want a medal ?
piss off back up your mountain and re-grow your tail.

tuxy · 14-03-2004 5:10am

Originally posted by Glyn
so what, you want a medal ?
piss off back up your mountain and re-grow your tail.

next thing you will be threatening to stab me :eek:
hardly suprising though considering where you are located

Glyn · 14-03-2004 5:17am

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BoB_BoT · 14-03-2004 5:23am

Originally posted by Glyn
oh dear...
how many of you small minded ****wits have actually been to limerick?
or do you honestly belive every thing you hear?

i have and what a hole it is

Glyn · 14-03-2004 5:26am

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Glyn · 14-03-2004 5:37am

well bob, I could slag off that heroin riddled kip athlone, but whats the point?
(its a dump-I've worked there)

BoB_BoT · 14-03-2004 5:41am

Originally posted by Glyn
well bob, I could slag off that heroin riddled kip athlone, but whats the point?
(its a dump-I've worked there)

but athlone is a kip. limerick is worse though

p.s. **** you

Glyn · 14-03-2004 6:11am

Ahh... I see the fcuk-up fairy has visited us again...You are a botched inbred abortion that escaped the hospital and was raised by wild boar, go. away.

Pugsley · 14-03-2004 1:36pm

Wheres a MOD when you need one? The troll invasion has begun once more

BoB_BoT · 14-03-2004 1:36pm

Originally posted by Glyn
Ahh... I see the fcuk-up fairy has visited us again...You are a botched inbred abortion that escaped the hospital and was raised by wild boar, go. away.

lol, i may be, but you're still from limerick

*edit* no offence to the non-scum limerick people */edit*

Glyn · 14-03-2004 3:13pm

small town, small mind.

Genuine Warning

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