Does GOD play Quake with the Universe?

DeVore

A discussion between myself and bunny in ICQ.I'll let you determine if its funny or just a warning against the abuse of soft drugs.
Each line break is a new icq message

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GOD can **** off he's a muppet and cant make that jump frm the bottom of dm4 to the top even with his omnipotence

lucifer: hey, you dont exist!
god: YES, I DO
lucifer: you sure suck **** at quake
god: I HAVE A BAD MOUSE
lucifer: oh quit whinging you muppet
god: NO REALLY, I'M GETTING A NEW ONE TOMORROW

OMG....
GOD IS KOOPA IS GOD!!!!

news just in
Devore beats GOD in quake
GOD replies that he was rusty on dm4

GOD went on to say that he has given up quake in favour of Q2, tribes and Starcraft and that everyone else should get with the times....

GOD was seen screaming TAKE ITT!! to an unknown quake2 player the other day, GOD denies it, claiming all men are created equal. When further pressed, he said it was in fact a midair shot.

NEWS JUST IN!!!
GOD is a bot user!
Today earthly quake stands in shock as GOD admits what most people have been saying on the webboard for days now. GOD uses a bot!!!
GOD defended his actions by saying he was all powerful anyway and was just giving the others a chance but this has been denounced by other players "I knew it, I always said he was **** and then suddenly he's almighty? not likely." said one q2 player who didnt wish to be named.

also GOD was kicked for spamming on a clan arena server last tuesday. GOD claims
the HOLY GHOST was using his nick, but this has yet to be confirmed.

The HOLY GHOST responded today by calling GOD a "lame fag with no willy"
GOD spent have the level chasing the HOLY GHOST around shooting him even though they were on the same team.
The HOLY GHOST is reported to have kicked-banned GOD from #heaven.
He said it was because GOD was offensive.

GOD was later seen on #hell enquiring about a nuke program, which he completely denies. Meanwhile a middle aged woman claims having a vision of God in Alabama, GOD states that he was only spectating.

GOD has had his ops removed from him in #heaven today as other saints were complaining that he was authoritarian and overly harsh. One regular chatter said "He thinks he's GOD"

People were amazed as GOD became embroiled in a bitter messageboard flamewar with a 14 year old boy. GOD had become angry over a reported Camping accusation and threatened to plague the boy's family, the boy responded by setting up a webpage with pictures of GOD and Jacinta at last years #heaven meet up.


DeV.

Maximilian

ROFLMBO!!!!

gandalf

Jaysus Dev you musta smoked the whole Garden to post that !!!!!

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Gandalf.

SeP

A 1

omg....

gandy - i agree <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">

OSiriS

Hilarious DeV, where the hell did u pick that one up(pardon the pun<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">)

DeVore

The weird thing is that myself and bunny were just posting things back and forwards on ICQ and suddenly fell into that whole chain of posts, (every second one is bunnys).

I dunno the whole thing just struck me as funny <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

BTW the french think we are the most organised, offensive, funny, weird quakers on the planet it seems <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

Personally I think they are in for a shock! lol. Just wait till they meet squiOORRSSH!

DeV.

MindPhuck

/me *grins*

DeVore

Usually I hate resurrecting posts but this ones too funny...

DeV.

Hecate

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
lucifer: you sure suck **** at quake
god: I HAVE A BAD MOUSE
lucifer: oh quit whinging you muppet
god: NO REALLY, I'M GETTING A NEW ONE TOMORROW
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brilliant

FutureQuakeDood

POO. THIS ISN'T EVEN FIT FOR THE HUMOUR BOARDS. GOOD CALL!

Trojan

Garden? Must have smoked half Phoenix Park...

x l ent

Al.

Volvagia

Thats some funny sh|t!!!!
Pheonix park must be in bits after that session!

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[This message has been edited by Volvagia (edited 05-09-2001).]