You All Are In A Whole Lot of Trouble

Nyopallo · 14-03-2004 6:37am #1

Why, you may ask? Well, the simple fact of the matter is that on Monday, I received a letter from Trinity College of Dublin, offering me a spot in the Mathematics/Economics course.

In short, I'm going to invade your country.

That's right, I, the poncho donning goggle wearing Yank will soon be living amongst you.

I know that many of you have no clue who I am, so I'll just clarify: I'm Alex, from Session One of 2003. Long scraggly hair, and American. Took Engineering.

I look forward to spreading my evil imperialistic ideals throughout Dublin upon my arrival.

Note: Sarcasm is one of my favorite things. Ever.

bizmark · 14-03-2004 7:17am

id pay good money for a hitman right around now

article6 · 14-03-2004 1:41pm

No, you're in trouble. I'll be doing that self-same course. So set phasers to stun, or something.

Barry Aldwell · 14-03-2004 2:43pm

I pity the students of Trinity College. They know not the onslaught that is to be unleashed upon them. Who I don't pity is everyone who knows Alex. Fun times shall be had.

lordsippa · 15-03-2004 1:19am

First thing to do is get a wheelchair... then we'll need a panda. After that leave it all up to me. We'll be giving this "alex" quite the welcome... oh yes... quite the welcome indeed...

Walter Ego · 15-03-2004 11:30am

Originally posted by Nyopallo
I received a letter from Trinity College of Dublin, offering me a spot in the Mathematics/Economics course.
...... the poncho donning goggle wearing Yank

The probably want you to play the part of the ZERO.:D

Nyopallo · 15-03-2004 10:44pm

article6: Do I know you? Are you doing the TSM as well, or are you just doing one of the two courses that I said?

As for the panda and the wheelchair, it should be well known that I have a certain way with handling pandas that should be taken into account for any shenanigans you have planned involving pandas.

Hey, I'm not a zero. I'm a hero, baby!

article6 · 15-03-2004 11:09pm

Nyopallo/Zero: No, you don't. A S2er I was in 2003.
Yes, TSM in both of those courses. It's a popular choice.

freakydeadgirl · 16-03-2004 6:40am

go forth alex....
spread chaos and disorder with every step
undermine their ideals with your poncho wear tactics
show them how much of a 100% americian jackass you can be
we salute you, dude
......foxey , yeah (sorry listening to hendrix)

Nyopallo · 20-03-2004 11:24am

I want you guys to tell anyone you know who might care, as I may have forgotten to e-mail some people for whatever reason, or I may simply not have their contact information.

I'M SO EXCITED YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ll=llannah · 23-03-2004 4:41am

yay Alex!
congrats my dear

Nyopallo · 25-03-2004 6:41am

Sorry for not remembering, but who are you again?

freakydeadgirl · 25-03-2004 6:54am

have you rubbed it n tucson alex's face yet......
no wait thats a stupid question... i don't think he has internet connection where ever the f*ck he is right now...
would have heard so if he did from various peoples

SOL · 25-03-2004 7:26pm

You do realise that I am in trinity, ???? right????

Well done by the way

Nyopallo · 26-03-2004 5:21am

freakydeadgirl: Yeah, I haven't seen him online, so I haven't been able to rub that in his face. I plan to do so once I see him back online.

SOL: Yes. Yes I do. Lock your door.

Barry Aldwell · 26-03-2004 10:41pm

Originally posted by Nyopallo
SOL: Yes. Yes I do. Lock your door.

You all think that is a joke, but I saw what Alex and Seamus got up to at night. Our RA often joined in *shudder*

Draupnir · 26-03-2004 10:54pm

Ride the arse off each other in the poncho did they?

Nyopallo · 27-03-2004 9:43pm

To be far, Paul tried to stop us. He just couldn't overcome the raw animal power of our combined loins.

sk_irl · 27-03-2004 11:28pm

ah but alex my friend there wont be any paul to stop us when you're in trinity now will there?

strawberry · 28-03-2004 12:09am

Alex who now? If you know SOL I should know you ...

Zukustious · 01-04-2004 8:30pm

Oh Alex. Me and Alex go way back. Why I remember this one time where... me and.. Alex... were there. yeah. Good luck in Trinity. It's a funny place filled with demons of all sorts. They have one kind of demon there called as ersthlay. It will impregnate you by simply looking at you. I'd watch out for that. Then they have another that's called a unifish. It's kind of a cross between a unicorn and a fish. It's just a fish with a pointy thing on it's horse like head. He's the kind of thing that'll just try to piss you off by following you around everywhere. Why is it a demon? It makes it sound nasty. And it is. Excuse me if you find my ramblings to be a bit silly today. But you see I feel silly today.
How come I never hear people say shwing anymore?

Aliminator · 01-04-2004 8:33pm

How come I never hear people say shwing anymore?

the Wayne's World era died out more or less. taken over by these teenie boppers, hip-hoppers and skaters.

ah the memories of Wayne's World. if she was president, she'd be BABERAHAM Lincoln. We salute u Claudia Schiffer. SCHWING!

purplepolkadot · 04-04-2004 9:58pm

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodoh my gawd

that's the best news i've had all day!! (admittedly the day's been kinda fuzzy thanks to last night, but what's it to ya)

I MAY ALSO BE ATTENDING SAID COLLEGE!!!!!!
YAWHAHAHAHOOOOOO!!!!

my god then next year, jane'll be there too, then alex, we'll have threesomes the fun!!

even if i don't do i have permission to come down to yours, get really langered and sleep on your floor? i'm the most funnest person ever i swear...
and i'll cook and clean and look after you for a whole weekend. i promise.

c'mon speech therapy, c'MON speech therapy

You All Are In A Whole Lot of Trouble

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