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joke

  • 15-03-2004 8:48pm
    #1
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭


    a man goes to get the results of his wife's tests off the doctor:
    doctor: i cant remember if your wife had alzheimers or aids!!
    man: what should i do then doc?
    doctor: when you get home take her out for a drive, let her out to walk back, and if she makes her way home dont sleep with her.


Comments

  • #2
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    *cough*


  • #3
    freckleface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭freckleface


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #4
    catsup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    LOL i like it :D


  • #5
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    Originally posted by quank
    *cough*

    get that throat sorted out your coughing on alotof boards and i dont want ur gay disease you bleedin quanker!!


  • #6
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Good one


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  • #7
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    [


  • #8
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    well, someone is certainly hitting puberty

    healio, in case you didnt understand that, i mean you:rolleyes:


  • #9
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    ah thanx at least sum1 noticed, dont be jealous cause you've a small one kmart does aswell. Quanker


  • #10
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    jeez, you really do have issues

    and you cover them up so well! :D


  • #11
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    meow


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  • #12
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol
    i see you finally realised kmart6 was referring to the joke :rolleyes:

    you are certainly bright

    what are you in? 5th class?


  • #13
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    no im not interested in dating yet but thanx for asking im in third


  • #14
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    trying to act conceited... how very amusing! :D


  • #15
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    glad ur amused at least the humour board is serving its purpose. ****


  • #16
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    slow down, slow down!
    'purpose' is a 6th class spelling word!



    Healios Response:
    I know you are, but what am i?!


  • #17
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    a garbage man


  • #18
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    takes one to know one


  • #19
    Healio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Healio


    :D:D:D:D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :dunno:


  • #20
    Cable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    *sniff sniff


    i smell deletion and bannings coming in full swing!!!!


  • #21
    joey04
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭joey04


    Y dont u 2 just kiss & make up????


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