Drinkers!

malico · 16-03-2004 10:33am #1

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. please."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I".

RE*AC*TOR · 16-03-2004 10:43am

Genius! Genuine Class!

Töpher · 16-03-2004 12:00pm

Hahaha!

The_Goose · 16-03-2004 12:02pm

brilliant absolutly brilliant

UnrealQueen · 16-03-2004 2:17pm

Woo hoo!

JCDenton · 16-03-2004 2:43pm

Two irishmen sitting at the bar at a pub in Boston. One says to the other "so - where are you from?" and the other says "I'm from Ireland." the first replies "I'm from Ireland as well! Let's drink a toast to Ireland!" A few minutes later the second asks the first "Where in Ireland are you from?" and the first replies "I'm from Dublin." the second says "I'm from Dublin as well! Let's drink a toast to Dublin!" A few minutes later, the first irishman says to the second "What school in Dublin did you attend?" and the second replies "I attended St. Mary's." The first exclaims "I attended St. Mary's as well! Let's drink a toast to St. Mary's!" Another customer has been following this exchange and asks the barman "What's up with these two, then?" the barman replies "What? Those two? That's just the O'Keefe twins gettin' drunk again . . . "

quank · 16-03-2004 6:59pm

good jokes

first ones great

:D

LULU007 · 16-10-2008 7:20pm

Absolutely brillant!
I'll drink to that when I finish work haha :-)

Bearhunter · 16-10-2008 8:25pm

Bloke goes into a bar and grabs the barman by the lapels saying: “For God’s sake, man, quick – pour me fifteen large whiskeys and make it quick.”
The puzzled barman replies: “Fifteen whiskeys, sir? How would you like those?”
"Straight up man, but for God’s sake hurry up!”
The barman then lines up 15 glasses on the bar and starts filling them. As the barman is filling them, the customer is necking them in one swallow until he finishes them all.
"Well,” says the barman. “I’ve never seen drinking like that before in all my life.”
The customer replies: “Well if you had what I had, you’d drink like that too.”
"Holy Jasus,” says the barman, recoiling. “What have ye got?”
The customer looks him in the eye and says: “About a dollar fifty.”