Trees

muffen

... might have been posted before, but here you go

Paddy is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.

Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer feckin' air freshener!"

bizmark

I got a bit of a laugh out of that

The_Goose

Töpher

Yay!

quank

read it first as a blonde joke..... preferred it that way

unless, paddy is a natural blonde

smoke.me.a.kipper

i laughed. tho not for very long.

kmart6

I agree with quank,better as a blonde joke