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The Eye

  • 17-03-2004 1:42pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

    They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!

    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

    "No," she replies. . . . . . . . . "




    Wait for it. .






    It's coming. .







    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?





    She says:




    "You just happened to catch my eye. "


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    haha,made me laugh

    :p:p:p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    uberly cheese!:ninja:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hmmm..
    Futurama defo has one of top 10 cartoon babes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    oh my, thats so bad its great :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Hahaha! Gotta love the cheese! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭radiospan


    Grrrrrr :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    lmao


    Classic cheese


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    aw man, saw that one coming a mile off...didnt take away from the punchline tho.

    v. good :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    Thats the king of corney jokes but brill!!!!!!!!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    oooooh....:mad:


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