Stupid Irish People

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http://mongers.org/jokes/irish_quotes

Probably been posted before, but i only saw it today. Dead funneh .


mongers.org is a classy site btw

Pugsley

Some great ones there

UnrealQueen

Excellent:D

egan007

hillaroius - and just the tonic i needed after paddys day

Len_007

Seen b4, but good

Ragamuffin

A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the
Grand canal-Gardai are treating it as suspicious.
RTE Radio 1 News July 2001

Larry Gogan: "Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as.....'
hint think of me."
Contestant: "A pig in ****e."

Larry Gogan: (after a caller got none of 18 questions right on the
Just a Minute quiz) - "Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you
did they?"
Caller: "Ah go fu*k off Larry you're only an old bollox."

Cable

DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH Irish Times

"Clap your feet!" Bernie of the Nolan Sisters

oh god.... i cant see cause of the tears:D

Blade

I caught this on the radio during the last thunder and lightening storms we had. I can't remember what show it was but the presenter asked people to ring up if they were afraid of the storms and explain why. This guy rang up and said he couldn't leave the house because he was afraid. The conversation went like this:

Presenter: So what scares you about it is it the thunder or the lightening?
Yer man: the lightening
Presenter: what frightens you about the lightening then?
Yer man: Just the sound of it!

quank

LOL @ blades post :D

haha, some people :rolleyes: