Funny Burial

Rabies · 18-03-2004 1:06pm #1

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the garden fence.

Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked in his friendliest
way, "What are you up to Nancy?"

Without looking up Nancy replied carefully, "My goldfish died and I've
just buried him."

The neighbor contained a smile and mentioned, "That's an awfully big
hole for a goldfish, isn't it Nancy?"

Nancy continued with her task, patting down the last heap of earth and
replied, "That's because he's inside your f***ing cat."