Its been decided!

adeldorf · 22-03-2004 1:28am #1

Alright lads, after much careful deliberation by yours truly here is the ugly XI,
including manager and substitutes (ive put way too much feckin thought into this!)

1. Steve Ogriziviez (just pipped Chris Adamson aka Dumbo)
2. Martin Keown (missed him first time around, he deserves his plce)
3. Steve Bruce (also known as Aunt Sally from Wurzel Gummage)
4. Colin Hendry (gets better lookin with every elbow he gets in the face)
5. David May (a latecomer but is the absolute image of Colin Hendry)
6. Bobby Ryan (Im a big Bohs fan but this is some ugly mo fo)
7. Luke Chadwicke (dont even defend his looks Ronaldo7)
8. Peter Beardsley (the captain of the side, quite obvious why aint it?)
9. Ian Dowie (again looks like Colin hendry, no excuse tut tut)
10. Wayne Rooney (apologies for overlooking Shrek the first time)
11. Ronaldinho (better looking than Colin Hendry but still deserved of his place)

12. Chris Adamson (good call from Derek, gives me lots of pleasure to include a Pats player)
13 + 14 The Neville Sisters, Gary and Phil (because no mock up football team is complete without them)
15. Eamon Dumphy (explains itself, still no Colin Hemdry though)
16. Ray Parlour (good oul Rosie from Rosie and Jim!)

Manager: Christian Gross (ex Spurs supremo, one of the positions up for debate, any ideas?)

NightStrike · 22-03-2004 3:15am

Ian Dowie as manager might be a better option with someone different up front.

Incidently why the need to open up a new thread for this oh so serious and important topic?

eirebhoy · 22-03-2004 4:02pm

David May? You could get a lot worse looking then that.

with someone different up front.

Peter Crouch?

JippoKelly · 22-03-2004 4:29pm

Can't believe Andy O'Brien didn't make it in the team ahead of David May.

Michael Reiziger is pretty ugly too. And as ugliest memeber of the team, Peter Beardsley definitely should be captain. Good call.