How do women want...

nads

Originally posted by paulthelegend
before you know it your makin sweet love to barry white :P

ah man, just looking at your avatar when you say that, imagine them two boys at it :eek: there's bound to be some niche women who'd like that at least, try that on one night
"What would it be like in James Brown and Barry White got it on"
"Oh you're so irreverant and humoured, like all guys in here, quirky you know, i like that"

BOSH! :rolleyes:

LadyPenelope

Originally posted by paulthelegend
ladyP i also remember the days when all you had to do was say ... i lost my phone number can i have yours... or ask the name and said that its a beautiful name and i bet your number is lovely too... but now adays you just have to use either insaine amounts of alcohol OR show absolutly no interest!!!!!!! like nearly hide when they look at you ..... LadyP this is your calling!!!!! sort out ur ladie folk!!! then maybe we can actually do what you see in the M.T.V videos (said in a really old mans voice) :P and just look at someone (with your ice showing of course) and before you know it your makin sweet love to barry white :P

Barry White, the legend :cool:

Dont know if I would be able to sort out the ladieez to your satisfaction. Some girls would like a guy to come up to them with a line like that .. others would not be too pleased, different strokes for different folks. Me I like to flirt and have absolutely no problems approaching a guy for a chat (always find the direct approach works best). Does that work .. showing no interest .. hmmmmm. I would have thought that meant .. not interested :rolleyes: all very confusing really. Will poll my friends and check if the Barry White thing would work for any of them

JohnnyBravo

what do you want penelope

][cEMAN**

A great album to get into the bedroom with is the 3rd CD in the ibiza chillout box set. From about song 5 onwards.

It includes the music from the bladerunner sex scene - very nice slow music.

Or for those of you who are a lot more adventurous, try "Fat of the Land" by the prodigy

ShriekingSheet

Originally posted by ][cEMAN**


Or for those of you who are a lot more adventurous, try "Fat of the Land" by the prodigy

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

Beruthiel

Originally posted by ShriekingSheet
ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

ShriekingSheet
if you have to post, please comment on something relative to the topic
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Zulu

I've never had a problem or complaint with Nana Mouskouri : Liva At the Albert Hall,
or if I'm really in the mood, Europe : The final countdown.

LadyPenelope

originally posted by JohnnyBravo
what do you want penelope

Music wise .. perhaps some George Michael, or do you mean something else..please clarify.

paulthelegend

OK LadyP im in a club looking sexy as hell... you walk up to me ... what you gona say?

I feckin HATE the usual tripe ... do you go to college... what you do... oh thats interesting ... what you work at... oh thats a kewl job... AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH i dont care :P If some girl walked up to me an actually said something interesting or original id feckin collapse!!!! so truethfully what would you say?

Gona hi-jack this thread to ... how do men want... haha

LadyPenelope

originally posted by paulthelegend
OK LadyP im in a club looking sexy as hell... you walk up to me ... what you gona say?

You say youre looking sexy as hell .. trust me I would be looking a hell of a lot sexier

As to what I would say to you, I really dont think I would need words
But I might make a comment on how you look, you know why I choose to talk to you instead of anyone else. Because as you know there has to be that initial attraction.

I would pay close attention to your moves (body language), all I would need to see, would be an eyebrow raise (sure sign that you are attracted to someone, body language is a great giveaway) and I would know that you had fallen into my web. Caught.

Oh yea, FYI, I never tell anyone what I do either, I'm with you on that one.:)

Mercury_Tilt

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LadyPenelope

Originially posted by Mercury_Tilt
I am willing to bet you are a big fat pie eating biffa

Actually .. I wouldn't bet too much, if I were you, you could loose your shirt

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well a smile from a guy with a red stripe thru his white hair, wearing an alcatraz inmate shirt and laugh suiting any makavalian meglomaniac.....

well it usually ends up with women running away...

However most foriegn ladies dont dismiss me straight away, Its very rare for me to get on well with Irish women....it follows a horrible pattern...


stage 1: initial encounter, "OMG! ****ing wierd....do you know him??"

stage 2: aquaintence, "Ah yeah...I know him...great fun but weird"

stage 3: boring friendsville, "Great guy....funny, nice, a little weird...but we're good friends"

.....
Its gotten to the stage where, if i'm out on the pull, I look out for foriegn accents...

"Its not you, its me"

paulthelegend

I don't think you would walk up to someone and say ... you look good... In my experiance women hate giving compliments

As for the vibe, yea there has to be that. and i think within the first 3-4 seconds you can tell wither its going to work r not. Paying close attension to my body language, i hope your not talking about all this subliminal sh*t like ... oh if a girl shows you her wrists its a sign she trust you ... think thats going a bit to far.

So wha signs do women look out for with blokes? I think im safe to say 90% of men cant read signs AT ALL!! but im sure we can give signs no problem.

Sleepy

I think im safe to say 90% of men cant read signs AT ALL!!

That's pretty presumptious. And untrue.

Zulu

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
I am willing to bet you are a big fat pie eating biffa.

You could find yourself very mistaken on that one...





...you ould charmer!

LadyPenelope

Thanks Zulu

Lady P

Mercury_Tilt

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Beruthiel

now mercie
don't be trolling here, there's a perfectly good forum called the PTH for that sorta thing

Mercury_Tilt

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][cEMAN**

You're sounding a bit frustrated there Merc.

Maybe you've been finding love in the wrong places lately :P

Gordon

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Sorry. I was not trolling or didnt mean to. Just backing up an off the cuff remark I made last night after reading though all the pages of utter **** that is this thread.

:rolleyes:

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Sorry. I was not trolling or didnt mean to. Just backing up an off the cuff remark I made last night after reading though all the pages of utter **** that is this thread.

Ha ha... classic.

I agree with merc I'm afraid. I'd say Lady P is into her cáca milis.

Myself... I'm a Greek Adonis. Seriously.

Beruthiel

come on now ][cEMAN**/Dr Loon
keep it on topic

Mercury_Tilt

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Gordon

However personal this issue is to the original poster person - personal insults can be even more personal. Personally speaking, if one's opinion is that the thread is "wank" then it has no relevance to the topic of the thread. Also, whether or not a person posting here has just eaten all the pies - it bears no relevance to the topic of the thread. Unless you are proving how to, or how not to, chat up a woman.

The topic of this thread may be suited to Afterhours in your opinion, in the opinion of the moderators of PI it seems to have been accepted onto the Personal Issues board as a relevant topic until proven otherwise.

One of the reasons that this thread may deemed to be wank is due to the topic being taken off tack, for many reasons indeedie.

As for the original topic - my 2 cents is like a fired bullet made of paper: not worth much and already spent. Therefore I have no valuable input except to say - go and ask her (whoever) for a dance, if you lose you lose, if you win you win.

The Corinthian

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
You could not be more far removed from the truth...on either points as it happens.

i.e. He's not frustrated, but at the same time she won't let him find love in all the wrong places...

LadyPenelope

originally posted by Dr Loon
I agree with merc I'm afraid. I'd say Lady P is into her cáca milis.

No .. you are wrong .. so wrong both of you.

Now what was the topic of this thread ... ?

][cEMAN**

I think Gordy's right about this. Merc's showing how NOT to treat a woman

These posts should be left up though so as to show our younger members how not to do it in future years. Overuse of the boards may lead to antisocial behaviour where people think "well I don't know the person" so say whatever they want.

Thing is - every person is somebody, and treating people through text because it's anonymous any differently to treating someone face to face, just means that you're two faced irl. Some people I know have a different opinion on this, but I don't think you can fake being an asshole - I think it needs to come naturally.

Just my 2c...

McGinty

I haven't read all the threads but here is how I see things, and how I react when I see a man I fancy or don't fancy. If a guy I like the look of dances besides me and catches my eye, I'll smile and hope he'll smile back, if he does I'll give some eye contact (if you get this treatment I would advise just to say hi, are you enjoying yourself) the conversation will then take care of itself. However if a guy dances up to me and I don't fancy him, I will dance away from him and hope that he'll read the signals, (if she dances away from you and avoids eye contact thats a clear indication that she's not interested).

The other thing is when your out cast your eye around, you'd never know who is looking at you, if you see a woman smile and retain eye contact that means she likes the look of you. We're not ogres and we do hope that you will talk to us. If some women are rude to you, which I know is a problem, just remember it says more about her than you, as if she is like that to a stranger God only knows what she is like if you got to know her.

Most women I know like it when a man is just normal, you know a chat, how are you, are you enjoying your night, that kind of thing, rather than one liners and that kind of stuff, because its so subjective, one woman could find it funny, the next might think your a plonker.

The other thing is I find very drunk men unattractive, merry is grand, drunk no.

Pigman II

Originally posted by paulthelegend
and before you know it your makin sweet love to barry white :P

Wouldn't that stink up the room a little? The guys been dead for months now.

//

Initial poster : Basic rule would be to make sure you've got multiple eye contacts from your intended target before even approaching. Anything else usually ends in ..... conversation. Positive forecast = 50%

Stage 2 is the physical contact. Try to make some form of physical contact even if it's just to 'accidentally' brush your arm up against hers whilst reaching for your drink etc. Has to be skin to skin btw. If she's not totally repulsed by that and perhaps almost looks as tho she half enjoyed it then your chances have slightly improved. Positive forcast = 75%

Stage 3 is personality : You're on your own with that one.

(yeah yeah I know it sounds like bollox but that's what worked for me)

And if all that doesn't work for you on the way out of the pub/club get the bouncer to hold the door open for you and whilst you walk by ask him to lightly slap you on the iss. When you get home have a nice wink.