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the virgin bride

  • 23-03-2004 5:40pm
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    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times before?"

    "Well. Husband 1 was an Architect. He just kept on telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband 2 was a Computer Manager. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband 3 was a Services Consultant. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband 4 was a Project Manager. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration. He thought he knew how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband 7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist. All he did was look at it.

    Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector. All he ever did was lick it - God I miss him!

    But now that I've married you, "I'm so excited!"

    I'm delighted" said the husband, "but, why?".........







    "You're an Estate Agent. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get f*cked!!!"


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