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[New Forum] Parole Board

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  • 24-03-2004 10:27pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭


    Board Name: Parole
    Description: Board where banned users eligible for release from Prison board are allowed to interact with other users.
    Private Y/N: N
    Charter: Only those banned users who have repented sufficiently in the eyes of the Admins will be allowed to post on the Parole board. These users will then be given a "Paroled" tag in place of "Banned". Only paroled users will be able to start threads on the Parole board, but anyone will be able to reply. The admins will use the paroled user's contributions to the Parole board as the basis for deciding whether they should be released back into boards.ie "community" or sent back to Prison.
    Post edited by Shield on


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 Prudence


    Sloth's been a good boy of late...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    Sure, great idea!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I support this idea!!

    could give the prison forum some use besides ecksor and devore testing out various probing devices on the inmates.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭Pacifico


    Good idea


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    I think it's a great idea:D


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    thumbs up there!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13,018 ✭✭✭✭jank


    could give the prison forum some use besides ecksor and devore testing out various probing devices on the inmates.

    lol good one :D

    yea not a bad idea but would the admins want the extra hastle!?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭Davey Devil


    I think it's a great idea seeing as their are a few people in the slammer who don't deserve to be there. Not Ronaldo7 though, you can give him the chair as far as I'm concerned.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    brilliant! a place for sangre and richindub to shine!

    approved!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I offer my services as parole officer

    I'd be a cross between Nurse Ratchet and Maggie Thatcher

    *me swings batton*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    great idea.

    finally, a chance for a conjugal visit with sloth...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    Not a bad Idea, hopefully flogen doesnt support this...as he would give it the kiss of death.

    I dont think a parole board is really required. how about just putting a user on parole. you could take away sigs and avatars and leave the tag line as parolee, and after a certain amount of time if their posts are ok full user status may be granted.

    A parolee should also be banned from Feeback...until they are a useful member of scocity again.

    i dont like sloths chances of gettng parole, but Tman.. I reckon your in there with a good chance of a visit to the conjugal caravan ! Take lots of pic's !!


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    I dont think a parole board is really required

    I don't think Prison is required either. All it (and this proposed Parole board) does is to provide the oxygen of attention to the muppets who we should hear no more from after they've been banned.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    Flogen/The Elders <--Titter
    for mod!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by tman
    finally, a chance for a conjugal visit with sloth...

    supervised by moi of course

    *now where's me video recorder?*


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Johnny_the_fox


    Originally posted by Beruthiel
    I offer my services as parole officer

    I'd be a cross between Nurse Ratchet and Maggie Thatcher

    *me swings batton*

    Parole/Beruthiels Brothel - Beruthiel* looking after these gimps..

    sounds good to me..


    *no offence Beruthiel :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    I think it's a good idea, and it makes a lot of sense. They have parole in the real world anyway, so why not on boards?:ninja:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    cant see a point for this to be honest. the prison board is serving its purpose.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by Johnny_the_fox
    Parole/Beruthiels Brothel - Beruthiel* looking after these gimps..[

    I prefer to use the term Bordello
    It has a more sophisticated ring to it ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    Originally posted by Alany

    I dont think a parole board is really required. how about just putting a user on parole. you could take away sigs and avatars and leave the tag line as parolee, and after a certain amount of time if their posts are ok full user status may be granted.

    So so so so so shit and gay :dunno:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    So so so so so **** and gay

    that was a useful comment, as a mod I would expect more from you...

    do you even know the rules for posting on boards....


    granted FS is a flame and trollfest... your right at home here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    That's a better proposal Alany.
    There really is no need for a board.
    If a prisoner is given parole in RL™ they're released back into the public but are kept under supervision of sorts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,143 ✭✭✭spongebob


    I wonder if this is a re-incarnation of Ronaldo7 back in the wild again?. It seems too indiscriminate to be Sangre, and post number 12 was about paedophilia :ninja: ....in the Technology Board :D

    M


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Bad Ideas all round


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Originally posted by Beruthiel
    I offer my services as parole officer

    I'd be a cross between Nurse Ratchet and Maggie Thatcher

    *me swings batton*


    why on earth does that turn me on?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by agent smith
    why on earth does that turn me on?

    cos you're sick and twisted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    this is the best idea i've heard in a long time, i support it wholeheartedly


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭Davey Devil


    Originally posted by Muck
    I wonder if this is a re-incarnation of Ronaldo7 back in the wild again?. It seems too indiscriminate to be Sangre, and post number 12 was about paedophilia :ninja: ....in the Technology Board :D

    M


    It is without a doubt Ronaldo7 - they post in the exact same forums - After Hours, Technoligy, Soccer and Angling. How come Sangre gets banned for signing under a new nick but Ronaldo7/THE COCK doesn't????????????????/


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