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Dreadful pun. I'm so ashamed......

Walter Ego · 2004-03-26 10:12:03

A member of the Royal Canadian Mountain Police decided to return back to the old country, to the Mountains of Mourne to be precise. Despite his qualifications he was unable to get a job with the PSNI. The only job he could get was in a local duck processing factory. Although his job only consisted of cleaning up the…

26-03-2004 11:12am

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Walter Ego

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A member of the Royal Canadian Mountain Police decided to return back to the old country, to the Mountains of Mourne to be precise. Despite his qualifications he was unable to get a job with the PSNI. The only job he could get was in a local duck processing factory. Although his job only consisted of cleaning up the feathers and brushing them out the back door into the sea, he was content. He made many friends and was accepted by the community. He became known as, wait for it…

The mountie of Mourne who swept down to the sea. Boom boom.

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#2 26-03-2004 11:19am

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"Arr, someone should be keelhauled for that one!"

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#3 26-03-2004 6:02pm

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#4 26-03-2004 6:08pm

Walter Ego

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Quank is speechless.
My life's work is done.
I can die happy now.:D

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#5 26-03-2004 6:15pm

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That might not be a complement

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#6 27-03-2004 4:41am

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ehmmm.... i'm with quank on this one.

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