Thank youy for your chain mails

seamus

Yes, I'm posting a chain mail, but I thought it was mildly good:

To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain
letters in 2003 and 2004:

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it's good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.

I smell like a dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any
other place and sometimes I even have to walk
about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug
me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get
a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

I stopped consuming several foods for fear that
the estrogen's they contain may turn me gay.

I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers
because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks
with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab
so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital
about 7,000 times. Funny, that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed
to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did
the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

But I am positive that all this is the cause of a
stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow
and I got a curse from hell.

quank

ive seen better chain letters.... hate them all though.....