Sadistic Humour (18+)

Scruff

not funny at all.
sickos..

bizmark

Ya the more i watch the sicker it is

wtf is funny about two guys falling from a rescue helio bouncing off rocks like ****ing rag doll's the pain they must of went though and the pain they WILL go though (if they lived) will be unreal

Unpossible

If i had a soul then i would probably feel guilty for laughing at it.


but what can you do?

Panda

Originally posted by bazH
Jokes are my lifes work, i scour boards.ie day and night looking for quality jokes and humerous stories. heh

You went and criticised and actual joke and then you post this clip?

dont quit your day job bucko.

Bruce Campbell

ok here's another one! why did the old woman cross the road?

....... because she **** on a carpet and showed her old dangly bits to everyone!

Unpossible

women with dangly bits? where do you come from?

muffen

Originally posted by omnicube
here's a classic for you:

why did the englishman open his window?
because he shit his pants making it all runny and moist

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

meeeep moooop

i have a strange sense of humour....

No shit!

Ragamuffin

OUCH! How is that funny?

Now omnicube is funny. Though I didn't really get his joke...but I still laughed:D

omnicube

thanks! and i don't even try, they come to me like diahoerria after a hot curry night

Bruce Campbell

Originally posted by Unpossible
women with dangly bits? where do you come from?

the land of saggy tits (dangly bits)! mmmmm

omnicube

<snip>

<banned>

:eek:

BioHazRd

I knew it was gonna happen if I waited patiently

Omnicube banned for that one

Other people in the past have been banned for posting that very same joke. Tis almost like "lets see, the quickest way to get banned is.........."

Oh the joys of being a moderator

Bio

Chad ghostal

damnit now you made me curious..wth was the joke??

that video is messed up
:dunno:

Bruce Campbell

i know what it is, but i ain't gonna say anything!!!!

fireblade69

so this is sadistic humour eh?!

well in that case:

Im banned

Bruce Campbell

now thats sadistically funny!

fireblade69

i have more, since im in the sadistic humour section i suppose i can tell them.

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fireblade69

so, what did the bus drive over the bridge?

because the bus drivers cock got caught in the gear stick so he had piss into his ass

Bruce Campbell

nice one.

BioHazRd

And staright away fireblade69 posts the same joke - tis like sooting fish in a barrel

banned

Bio

Bruce Campbell

yeah but it was kinda funny though! stupid funny, but still very funny!

Raz

Anyone else get the feeling that Fireblade and omnicube are the same person?

Bruce Campbell

Originally posted by Raz
Anyone else get the feeling that Fireblade and omnicube are the same person?

wow, like a bullet.:rolleyes:

TUTS

It will beeee of great significance....muuwahhahahahaha (evil laugh)

Bruce Campbell

Originally posted by TUTS
It will beeee of great significance....muuwahhahahahaha (evil laugh)

kung pow?

TUTS

Face to fist style .....u likkkeee.

We are two ventriloquists.....

Please call me Betttyyyyyy......

Kung Pow ....one of funniest films i've ever seen.

By the way that clip doesn't work. :dunno:

Bruce Campbell

but isn't betty... a woman's name?!?

TUTS

mooooooouuwahaha haahahaahaaha (you know the laugh ) He kills him then i think, soon after he becomes ..."I am a great Magician ..... your clothes are black !"

TUTS

Prob would be a good idea to start a fresh thread on Kung Pow, they call it going off topic.....but then again the topic is sadistic humour.....emmm

Bruce Campbell

ok start a 'kung pow quotes' thread! and see how much we can get on it!