How a man makes a cake...

UnrealQueen

Ingredients :-
1 cup sugar
1 cup mixed dried fruit
1 cup butter
1 cup water
4 large eggs
1 bottle whisky (large)
lemon juice
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
50g walnuts
1 tbsp brown sugar

Place dried fruit, water and half the sugar in a small saucepan and boil for 15 min. Pour whisky into shot glass and sample to test quality. Get large mixing bowl and check whisky again. Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat previous step. Turn on electric mixer and beat butter in large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 spoontea baking powder, half cup sugar and beat again. Resample whisky to make sure it's still whisky. Turn on mixer. Break 2 eggs, add to bowl. Chuck in dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If fruit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with a screwdriver. Sample whisky to test tonsisticity.

Next sift 2 cups salt or something, who cares! Check the whisky. Now sift lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown sugar or whatever colour you can find and mix well. Grease the oven, turn pancake to 180 greedeelees. Pour mix into cake pan and over bench.Throw bowl out of the window. Stagger to laundry, put pan cake in oven, set to hot rinse.Continue sampling whisky till bottle is empty.

Go to bed.

Disclaimer :-NOT SUITABLE TO MICROWAVE, FREEZE OR EAT!

quank

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Resample whisky to make sure it's still whisky.

LOL

Mr.Lettuce

Love it :rolleyes:

Verdammt

I will be sending you an invoice for one broken chair.