What's His Name?

Okie

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people.

In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job. The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back.

What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first one says "My answer is, there IS no answer."

The second one says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."

The THIRD one says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names, it's either, Willie Turner or Willie Nailer.


He got the job!

zAbbo

****in hate this crap jokes, he got the job my ass, there was no job, its all ****. **** like this should be banned

Okie

Jesus H. Christ!! Take it easy Baz. I don't actually think there was really any job that hired someone on the basis of the above "interview"

I put this here joke in the Humour board where things are not taken all that seriously.

I can ask to get it moved to the Classifieds if you want?

Do you think all those jokes about the Paddy Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman actually happened too?

It's a joke, (albeit a fairly rubbish one) but I liked it and decided to share.

Pugsley

I think whats he annoyed about is 'he got the job', that lien wasnt needed at all really, considering it isnt a true story and isnt trying to be, so why is the line needed?....... or something like that

loismustdie

i reckon that's not a bad question to ask in an interview. it shows the 3rd guy is resourceful, creative and can come up wth ideas in off the wall situations, don't you think he's do well for the company?

quank

some people take jokes too far....

zAbbo

Jokes are my lifes work, i scour boards.ie day and night looking for quality jokes and humerous stories. heh

Actually its just what Pugsley said, i hate these job interview jokes..... Interviewer bends over and asks the 3 interviewees to each stick something in his ass, the first guy puts a pencil in, the 2nd puts a small pot plant in, the third guy thinking for a while - pulled down his pants and stuck his knob in..........................

AND GUESS WHAT HE GOT THE JOB!!!!

quank

now thats just plain stupid

how can you fit a small pot plant into someones ass?

please have some realism, gah

Okie

Originally posted by bazH
Jokes are my lifes work, i scour boards.ie day and night looking for quality jokes and humerous stories. heh

So what category does this fall under?

Quality joke or humerous story?

"Sick and twisted" is not an option

zAbbo

Humerous Story