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The Two Pete's: A New Feature!

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    1) Spiders

    2) The pile of dishes my flatmate leaves in the sink.

    3) My flatmate

    4) Spiders

    5) The smoking Ban

    6) taxes

    7) Spiders

    8) My sisters Mitsubishi Pajero ( she's only 18 ffs!!)

    9) The cube that was my sister's mitsubishi pajero

    10) Spiders


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by Silverfish


    5) The smoking Ban



    NEVER!!!! LONG LIVE NON SMOKERS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭memaeve


    Originally posted by Tyrrial
    NEVER!!!! LONG LIVE NON SMOKERS

    Damn straight. :D
    xm


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Originally posted by Silverfish


    8) My sisters Mitsubishi Pajero ( she's only 18 ffs!!)



    Oh my god!!

    What the...

    18 year olds aren't meant to have spiffy jeeps!!

    I'm 20 and can barely afford bus and train fare each morning!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭ozone6280


    Spam Mail and Viagara i hate it mail telling we need a bigger one enlarge etc.......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭butterfly


    long live non smokers

    kinda goes without saying..

    to hell with this, crush it all..
    *skangers
    *over enthusiastic policepeople
    *rain when you're swimming
    *lightning when you're wearing sheet iron
    *when there's no plain flour anywhere and you're rying to make something FLAT, DAMMIT, FLAT!
    *thursdays
    *weekdays
    *18 year olds who dont need to afford spiffy jeeps, because parents buy them cars..
    *parents who buy their nauseating childrens cars
    *illegality/non availability of anything that's fun in this country
    *my brother
    *people who pretend to know the words to songs at gigs, and just kind of randomly open their mouth when they think a new word's coming, and watch other people's lips to see what the words are OH MY GOD it's so annoying and i don't know why!!
    *unfriendly taxi drivers
    *overfriendly taxi drivers
    *those situations when you have to admit you're wrong and you're just not!!

    there'll be more. i think i've vented enough for now..


  • Registered Users Posts: 272 ✭✭James Hunt


    I think its only fair that you try to crush the most annoying thing that you can think of. Its a dilemma though, would you crush Wenger or Henry?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Houlier to be honest...

    Wenger is a good manager and there's no denying it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭memaeve


    Originally posted by butterfly
    kinda goes without saying..

    to hell with this, crush it all..
    *people who pretend to know the words to songs at gigs, and just kind of randomly open their mouth when they think a new word's coming, and watch other people's lips to see what the words are OH MY GOD it's so annoying and i don't know why!!

    OMG yes!! I can't stand that!!
    Am thinking of a particular incident during a Turn Instore.....:confused: :rolleyes:

    xxx me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭startled_frog


    Cheese


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  • Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭Sinister Pete


    Last week Silverfish suggested we put spiders in The Crusher. Debates were made and Elaine gave the thumbs down. The spiders got crushed. (I hope you like flies, Elaine)

    Keep your suggestions coming! Then tune in to The Two Petes Talk Rubbish, Sunday at 9PM.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by Sinister Pete
    Last week Silverfish suggested we put spiders in The Crusher. Debates were made and Elaine gave the thumbs down. The spiders got crushed. (I hope you like flies, Elaine)

    Keep your suggestions coming! Then tune in to The Two Petes Talk Rubbish, Sunday at 9PM.


    so... SIX votes for glen hansard and you choose spiders... well i think someone likes to hide the views of the public


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭trent_derby


    I also heard that horrible song by that band "The calling" this morning.

    They must be crushed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭Sinister Pete


    This isn't about votes, points or popularity. Its our show and we crush what we want, so nyah.

    Besides, spiders are funnier than Glen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭Kurdt


    Originally posted by Sinister Pete


    Besides, spiders are funnier than Glen.

    and more talented!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    ....and nicer to look at!!!!







    ....and I HATE spiders


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Jolene


    Originally posted by Sinister Pete
    Besides, spiders are funnier than Glen.

    most things are


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    I assume "Room 101" was crushed first off to allay any plagiarism accusations that might be levelled....

    Just play the music, and set the 'wacky' meter to zero.

    /Edit

    Apparently some people feel I went to far to suggest that Glen Hansard's rendition of '2 little boys' on the Mic Christopher rockumentary was a case of crocodile tears.

    Therefore post removed.

    /Edit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by magpie
    I assume "Room 101" was crushed first off to allay any plagiarism accusations that might be levelled....

    Just play the music, and set the 'wacky' meter to zero.

    Unless you are actually going to crush Hansard in a garbage compactor, in which case I salute you.

    "....2 little boys had 2 little toys" *weep* *gurn* *cash-in on friend's death* *weep*


    it's sad because it's ture. who will join the "Anti-Hansard League". i'll do up a nice little crest that we can all have in our signtures to show our support to this great new organisatoin!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SimonMaher


    Originally posted by Tyrrial
    it's sad because it's ture. who will join the "Anti-Hansard League". i'll do up a nice little crest that we can all have in our signtures to show our support to this great new organisatoin!

    Now thats just a bit sad. "Crush It" is just a bit of fun. Please keep silly personal grudges to yourselves and the playground.

    And Magpie, stop being so damn predictable will you. Surprise me.

    For everyone elses benefit, please continue to suggest things for "Crush It". And if we think its good, we will put it to the test and Elaine will decide the rest.

    Cheers,

    Pete Reed
    92.1 Phantom FM
    reed@phantomfm.com


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    I think you are the greatest, most original person on Radio Pete. I have never even heard of a TV show called "Room 101". My mistake.

    And I have removed my odious comments about Capn Birkenstock.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Gerard_Smith


    Crush thos "im loveing it" McDonelds Ads. The world will be a much better place afterwords.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SimonMaher


    Magpie,

    The point about Room 101 is well made and taken. As Ive said, Crush It is just a bit of fun. Many would say that Sky News is just a parody of "The Day Today" from the early 90s on BBC. Who are we to judge :D

    The comments which you subsequently removed, and thank you for that, were pretty lame and indeed, knowing the parties concerned, utterly baseless.

    Regards,

    Pete Reed
    92.1 Phantom FM
    reed@phantomfm.com


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Originally posted by Tyrrial
    it's sad who will join the "Anti-Hansard League".


    I will! I will!

    *burns effigy*

    Muhahahahahaha

    I say we protest outside phantom hq until they 'crush' Glen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by Creature
    I will! I will!

    *burns effigy*

    Muhahahahahaha

    I say we protest outside phantom hq until they 'crush' Glen.

    *SSSHHHHUUUUussshhhh*
    pete might hear us and call out the dogs... or the bees... or the dogs with bees in the mouths and when they bark they shoot bees!!!

    ah calm down pete, it's just a bit of fun;)

    ps. crush glen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Jolene


    Please crush old people and anyone with prams in town.

    Just because they have nowhere to be doesnt mean I dont

    I'll have you know I'm very busy. Just like Melanie Griffith in Working Girl


  • Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭Sinister Pete


    I find it most intriguing that of all the things you want to crush, out of everything in this world, most of you want to crush people.

    Criminals? Corrupt politicians? Greed driven meglomaniacs? No. Harmless ones. That's all you can think of.

    That's as funny as you can get.

    Hilarious.


    I submit myself to be put in the crusher.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    OK, now you mention it put Sky into the crusher please. Star Trek, Xena, Dream Team, Sky News, need I say more?

    And it's run by a greedy megalomaniac so that should keep you both happy as a suggestion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭Aidan Lynch


    Nonsense - we all know that the two Petes share the same Megalomanicacs Anonymous groups as Mr Murdoch.

    (sorry lads :D )

    P.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by Sinister Pete
    I find it most intriguing that of all the things you want to crush, out of everything in this world, most of you want to crush people.

    Criminals? Corrupt politicians? Greed driven meglomaniacs?

    I submit myself to be put in the crusher.

    so pete, which one are you :
    Criminal, corrupt politician or greed driven meglomaniac?

    it may shine some lighte on why you left canada ay?

    :D


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