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Women Drivers

  • 29-03-2004 11:02pm
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    Driving to the office this morning on the I-81, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner!

    I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup !!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned 'Big Jim and the Twins', ruined the phone and

    DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
    DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!


Comments

  • #2
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    :D lol


  • #3
    Cable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    I don't know if i should still be laughing or ponder over the :
    (I'm a man)

    still pretty funny though


  • #4
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Originally posted by UnrealQueen
    'Big Jim and the Twins'
    HAHAHAHAHA:D


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