Pingvins

JCDenton

Man drives to petrol station. Service man started to fill tank, but stopped,
because he noticed that in back seats of car is two pingvins sitting.
"What are those doing there ?!", service man asks.
"Well, I found them, and now I don`t know what to do with them"
"Take them to zoo or something", service man said.
"That`s good idea !". And man drives away.

Couple days pass by and same man comes again.
Pingvins sitting back seats like before.
Service man ask:"Didn`t you take them to zoo ?"
Man answers:"Oh, but I did, we have so much fun in there. Now we are going to BEACH !"

ferdi

i dont know where to start....

i presume a Pingvin is your version of a Penguin?

Unpossible

it looks like the person who wrote this isn't a native english speaker

UnrealQueen

i agree, i was reading it thinking "wtf is a pingvin!"

Mossy Monk

god likes someone who tries but c'mon, that's taking the piss

Capt'n Midnight

3KB of Elevator musick from "Nice little pingvins"
http://www.musik-net.dk/se_catalog.asp?p=328

quank

:confuzzled: