4 kinds of sex!

lukeUCD

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Cable

hmmm I thought this one was going somewhere... Americans would love it i bet

Kermitt

huh, ucd, whaddya expect, they have their sense of humour surgically removed at the gates of the bellefield campus!! And get a decent simpsons quote a la

quank

oooh, low blow

joke was.... *mumble mumble*

neoB

Haha! Now that is messed up. <--american

Len_007

Listen Kermit, it's quite evident that spelling isn't a requirment for your place of learning.

Kermitt

Very bitchy Len... and as a matter of fact we don't do spellings in my institution (unlike yours seemingly). It is generally assumed that a university student has at least that level of intelligence. So now im offf to de libery to done some study four my exanimations. :rolleyes:

uberwolf

Originally posted by Len_007
Listen Kermit, it's quite evident that spelling isn't a requirment for your place of learning.

LOL

quank

hahaha
nicely spotted uberwolf

Kazu

mmmm mmm mmm not worth the time spend reading it

ferdi

Originally posted by Kermitt
huh, ucd, whaddya expect, they have their sense of humour surgically removed at the gates of the bellefield campus!! And get a decent simpsons quote a la

go suck a ****

Tyrrial

Originally posted by Kermitt
Very bitchy Len... and as a matter of fact we don't do spellings in my institution (unlike yours seemingly). It is generally assumed that a university student has at least that level of intelligence. So now im offf to de libery to done some study four my exanimations. :rolleyes:

as a dyselxic i have many an opertunity to make "uuuuhhh at least i can spell" come backs... but thats just great!
well done

Len_007

Alrite. My hands are up. I retract my remarks. And to be caught out by my fellow student aswell, no where is safe.
Ucd = great
every where else = not so great
Hah, that's what I meant to say

de5p0i1er

Very Good. Sad thing is it's true.