Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

cujimmy

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Vader

posted before more or less

Bottle_of_Smoke

Originally posted by Vader
posted before more or less

its true, for his crime the original poster should be burnt at the stake



ahhahhahahha will people stop commenting on how things have been posted before it doesnt f*cking matter!

quank

does actually matter

anybody remember the penguin games?
and when the first version was posted like 6 times on the same page...
thats when it matters

but this has been posted before... but awhile back

i approve (Y)

neoB

Never seen this before.. but good stuff.

de5p0i1er

I've seen it before but its still funny.

AL][EN

Yes its a golden oldie

dont mess with the classic's i say

Vader

Originally posted by quank
does actually matter

anybody remember the penguin games?
and when the first version was posted like 6 times on the same page...
thats when it matters

but this has been posted before... but awhile back

i approve (Y)

You're right, if something hasnt popped up in a while maybe it needs to be repeated for those who missed it first time round

Bottle_of_Smoke

Originally posted by quank
does actually matter

anybody remember the penguin games?
and when the first version was posted like 6 times on the same page...
thats when it matters

but this has been posted before... but awhile back

i approve (Y)

penguin thing musta been just capper bast*rdism and i cant see how it was on the same page 6 times, if something isnt on the first page post away i say!

Kazu

good

Agent Smith

i like them!


saying that, i find it hard to say anything when i'm drunk!

kmart6

I find it hard to say some of them now:(