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Funney......

  • 01-04-2004 1:47pm
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    A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and say's, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

    Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are my... test... results... back?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    lol:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    haha, funny indeed ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    lol, funny indeed. :D "that was nice, but are my test results back." LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    :D LOL that was class! I didn't see that one coming!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭lukeUCD


    nice 1:D


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