Drinking Story

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Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood
bar in Minnesota. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly
watching.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He
was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and drove off.

Finally he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons
left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the street. The police officer having patiently waited
all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.


"I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy"

quank

haha, that sly dawg..:)

Oriel

Hehe, heard it before, but a good one :-)