A few good questions about life?

xern · 01-04-2004 9:05pm #1

1. Can you cry under water?
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
5. If you have to "put your two cents in". . . but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra money going to?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake-up like every two hours?
10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
13. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
14. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
16. Just remember. . . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
17. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!
18. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever!!!

Vader · 01-04-2004 9:48pm

ah I liked that:)

quank · 01-04-2004 11:13pm

half of those weren't questions :rolleyes:

but me still liked
especially the pizza one :P

neoB · 01-04-2004 11:29pm

those are awesome.
"12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?"
i liked that one. sooo true.