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Pig Joke!

jinny · 2004-04-03 22:51:54

Farmer Jo had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience. It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession. The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Jo, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?" "A female, of…

03-04-2004 11:51pm

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jinny

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Farmer Jo had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.

It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.

The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Jo, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?"

"A female, of course," shouted Farmer Jo!. "What do you think I am... some sort of queer!"

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#2 03-04-2004 11:52pm

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#3 04-04-2004 12:31am

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LOL, brilliant!:D

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#4 04-04-2004 12:37am

Oriel

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Um, well, why did you have to bring an innocent pig into the joke?

Times getting tough? :ninja:

I didn't really say that... keep walking

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#5 04-04-2004 2:46am

quank

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Hahah!

The images of someone confessing that to a priest! :D

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#6 04-04-2004 4:01pm

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Maybe he was only helping the pig through the fence :ninja:

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#7 04-04-2004 4:49pm

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Must have to 5 years to get through

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#8 05-04-2004 12:10pm

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Originally posted by Kazu
Maybe he was only helping the pig through the fence :ninja:

classic

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#9 05-04-2004 3:56pm

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well i asume if the pig was male the priest may have shown more of an interest in the animal

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