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Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

DeVore · 2004-04-04 20:29:48

Hi all from Canada... I was over here snowboarding and broke my femur (thigh bone) clean in half and now have a shiny new titanium rod in my leg and two screws. \o/ I'd love to tell you all I did it attempting some kinda gnarly toeside 540 inverted but actually I just crashed into a tree sidesways after landing badly off a…

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#32 05-04-2004 6:00pm
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We've been crashing in SSX3 to commemorate this event.

See ya soon RoboDev!

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#33 05-04-2004 6:51pm
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Hope you learn to love the 'bleep bleep bleep' of security metal detectors!

Get walking soon.

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#34 05-04-2004 10:48pm
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Originally posted by Cloudie
ferdie sigie deletedie. Noie animatedie imagesie.

sounds so much nicer

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#35 05-04-2004 11:04pm
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I've lumps of metal in me too, we should start a club and throw sexy parties!

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#36 05-04-2004 11:13pm
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And everyone took it differently when you siad you had a knob up your Az, who knew it was a door knob

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#37 05-04-2004 11:21pm
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Victor's oppressing me >_<

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#38 05-04-2004 11:25pm
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They put me in skeletal traction for a day. " Mr Murphy, wake up, we need your consent to drill through your shin so we can put a metal bar all the way through and out the other side so we can pull your leg into place" is never something you want to hear when dopped out on Morphene....

So, DeV's cyber-enhancements have begun, eh? Living dictator-tissue over a metal endoskeleton. This foe is beyond any of you - run!

*sigh* Too many film quotes...

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#39 06-04-2004 2:48am
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Get well soon DeV.

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#40 06-04-2004 9:52am
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Get well soon RoboDev

Only use your powers for the good of mankind (or for money)

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#41 06-04-2004 3:42pm
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[Morbo] Humans have weak bones morbo will make note of this! nyaaagghhhh [/Morbo]

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#42 06-04-2004 4:33pm
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Get well soon.

God help the next person who says break a leg devore.

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#43 06-04-2004 8:55pm
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Devore is the 6 Million Euro man...

... que weird "boing" noise.

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#44 06-04-2004 10:01pm
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get well soon devore. hope your on yer foot soon eneough.

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#45 07-04-2004 9:41am
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Admin With A Vengence

SnowBoard2: The Wrath Of DeV

Tom exacts his revenge upon Treebeard...

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#46 08-04-2004 4:46pm
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Not being online all the time sucks too... God I miss my broadband...

Thanks for all the well wishes. The weird thing is that I got super-megar insurance and had over 12 Million Canadian Dollars worth of insurance for the accident so Steve Austin is a FUCKING POOF!!

My board is fine, in fact nothing else was damaged at all. Morphene fnckin OWNS. I was quite lucky to only break my leg actually as I wasnt wearing a helmet either... could have been nasty!

DeV.

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#47 08-04-2004 4:48pm
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ack in fairness there isnt much need to protect the head is there ?

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#48 08-04-2004 4:49pm
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Originally posted by DeVore
My board is fine, in fact nothing else was damaged at all. Morphene fnckin OWNS. I was quite lucky to only break my leg actually as I wasnt wearing a helmet either... could have been nasty!

DeV.

The assissin will get you next time!

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#49 08-04-2004 4:55pm
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Next time you wear the tree outfit syke! it chafed my nipples!!

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#50 08-04-2004 5:22pm
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Yes, I know!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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#51 08-04-2004 5:36pm
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gws dev

hehe, somhow methinks boards beers will have to be accesible for the forseeable future now

B

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#52 08-04-2004 8:18pm
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I'm sure they will be if he states he'll actually be turning up.

DeVore, can you resurrect this thread ? It turned into a fantastic DeVore fanfic story halfway through. Move it to the Recycle Bin or somethink.

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#53 08-04-2004 8:51pm
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Originally posted by DeVore
Thanks for all the well wishes. The weird thing is that I got super-megar insurance and had over 12 Million Canadian Dollars worth of insurance for the accident so Steve Austin is a FUCKING POOF!!

http://news.ft.com/markets/currencies

World currency
USD 1.00 = CAD 0.75958
USD 9,144,960 = CAD 12,000,000

Now when you factor in inflation since 1973, that makes you look very poofy

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#54 08-04-2004 9:39pm
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Victor [tm]; Extracting The Fun Out Of Things Since 1943!

DeV.

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#55 08-04-2004 10:54pm
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The fight the power groups will have a field day.

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#56 09-04-2004 5:46pm
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Al Queda claimed they planted it.

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#57 09-04-2004 11:59pm
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GG WP HF free sangre

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#58 10-04-2004 3:15pm
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I heards it was the LSM, the libre sangre movement.....tread carefully DeV, and dont accept anything from Kold...

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#59 11-04-2004 2:16pm
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Originally posted by DeVore
I was quite lucky to only break my leg actually as I wasnt wearing a helmet either... could have been nasty!

DeV.

*Sigh*
"If you want a job done right you have to do it your self"

/me suits up in his SFS (Strike Force Santa) member uniform

We now know how the black uniform, trenchcoat and Santa Hat confuse hospital security.

Sleep Well, DeV. Well and Deeply.

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#60 12-04-2004 9:44pm
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Originally posted by koneko
Get well soon RoboDev

Only use your powers for the good of mankind (or for money)

or for drugs
or to get laid.
those two are far more fun. (although money CAN be exchanged for drugs and services)

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#61 12-04-2004 10:58pm
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Originally posted by Seraphina
although money CAN be exchanged for drugs and services

Explain how!

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