Not as funny as this

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Choose Arsenal

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it
"competitiveness".

Choose the most staged, contrived, up-your-own-ar$es goal
celebrations ever witnessed.

Choose winning two championships in eleven seasons and acting like you've won seven in nine.

Choose paying £9 million for Francis Jeffers.

Choose Dennis Bergkamp and his carefully-timed
elbows into the side of the head.

Choose deliberately disrespecting and belittling the other team by playing keepy-uppy in their half with a few minutes to go.

Choose fancying yourselves as better than Real
Madrid, then having Chelsea run rings around you at home.

Choose turning the sports section of the
observer into a gunners fanzine.

Choose getting away with light or delayed
punishments at FA disciplinary hearings because you've had every
possible string pulled by David Dein.

Choose a persecution complex nonetheless
and never shut up about it.

Choose embarrassing yourselves in a Renault "va-va-voom" ad and then disgracing yourselves further at the world cup finals.

Choose David Seaman and his public mid-life crisis.

Choose watching an opponent miss a last-minute
penalty against you, then running after him and jeering him.

Choose George Graham grinding his way to the dullest championship win of all time.

Choose to see yourselves as one of the giants of
continental football when you've never even reached a European cup semi-final in your entire history.

Choose picking Ray Parlour for over a decade.

Choose having the quietest stadium in the world ("the library") as your home ground, and then having the cheek to slag Man Utd about their fans.

Choose having Nick Hornby as the mouthpiece of your supporters.

Choose pretending that five or six years of playing
in a watchable fashion makes up for inflicting over a century of
ultra-defensive dogsh*t on English football watchers.

Choose Igor Stepanovs, Nelson Vivas, Kanu, Pascal
Cygan, Davor Suker, Gilles Grimandi, David Grondin, Remi Garde, Kaba Diawara, Junichi Inamoto, Jeremie Aliadiere, Oleg Luzhny, Luis Boa Morte, Richard Wright, Stefan Malz, Christopher Wreh, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Wenger is
in the transfer market.

Choose 58 red cards in seven years.

Choose bottling the treble despite having all the luck in the world.

Choose arsenal.

PiE

Choose shutting up.

Hyzepher

Well what ever your reasons are - I'd like to welcome you as a Gunner - Thanks for switching!!

Hyzepher

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edit:/ should work now

Kingp35

try putting up a link that works

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it works now...

super_furry

Choose ripping off a five year old joke that was originally about Manchester United PLC.

super_furry

And just to show exactly how old the joke is:

Choose United

Choose 7 failed attempts at the European cup

choose to be knocked out of Europe 5 times in 5 seasons

choose to waste countless millions

choose to support a team from a city youve never been to

choose to release cantona because he is the only one who knows how sh!t cole is

choose not to condem your players after they are convicted of assult

Choose to spend the whole of ur career on the bench because the moneys good

Choose a psychopathic irishman as ur captain

choose to waste 7mill on cole

choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care

choose a scandanavian paper boy as your top scorer

Choose to have the biggest squad in england and complain about injuries

choose club before country

choose wales before England

choose to be ar$3 licked by the media and then accuse them of anti United bias

choose to forget 1969 to 1993 ever existed

choose to change the team you support every ten years

choose to change your kit 6 times a season

choose your best player to be an alcholic irishman

choose to sign a world class centre forward with the name 'sh' and pretend not to care when you get sheringham instead of shearer

choose to go for the triple and end up with f**k all

choose embaressmant

CHOOSE MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kmart6

I prefer the Arsenal version

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Originally posted by kmart6
I prefer the Arsenal version

Yeah...there's no lies in it.

choose to release cantona because he is the only one who knows how sh!t cole is

Cantona retired, not released.

Choose to spend the whole of ur career on the bench because the moneys good

Who exactly?

choose to waste 7mill on cole

The Cole/Yorke partnership was the most feared in Europe in 98/99.

choose to change your kit 6 times a season

Have never done this.

choose to sign a world class centre forward with the name 'sh' and pretend not to care when you get sheringham instead of shearer

OK, Sheringham has won more medals than Shearer ( as an aside, so has David May).

choose to go for the triple and end up with f**k all

Don't think so.

elbow316

Choose finishing 3rd in the league 2 seasons out of 3? U know its gonna happen.....

Big Nelly

Have to admit the Arsenal one is better

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Originally posted by elbow316
Choose finishing 3rd in the league 2 seasons out of 3? U know its gonna happen.....

The bitterness on here today is unbelieveable....

jank

Originally posted by seansouth
Yeah...there's no lies in it.

choose to release cantona because he is the only one who knows how sh!t cole is

Cantona retired, not released.

Choose to spend the whole of ur career on the bench because the moneys good

Who exactly?

choose to waste 7mill on cole

The Cole/Yorke partnership was the most feared in Europe in 98/99.

choose to change your kit 6 times a season

Have never done this.

choose to sign a world class centre forward with the name 'sh' and pretend not to care when you get sheringham instead of shearer

OK, Sheringham has won more medals than Shearer ( as an aside, so has David May).

choose to go for the triple and end up with f**k all

Don't think so.

lol just proves how sad you are when you take it seriously and argue the points

if i was that sad i do the same with the arsenal one nit pick and say "thats not true":eek:
you feel for your own trap mate! lol

how about this:

choose the league or FA cup!?

nuff said!:)

edit:

lol bitter
so the highlight of a utd's supportes season is to see two london clubs battle for a semi final place and then see thier main rivals get knocked out
oh how the mightly have fallen

i think you are the definition of bitter and this thread is a complete troll by the way
just a question do you want chelsea to win the CL and if not or yes WHY??

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Originally posted by jank


how about this:

choose the league or FA cup!?

nuff said!:)

Ask me that when Arsenal have actually won something for the season.

I'm not saying United are definitely gonna win the FA Cup or anything, I'm just saying that Arsenal shouldn't be too cocky any more, especially after the week they've just had.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Better off in Humour, there are enough reasons for people to start flaming each other on the soccer board without this. Sorry for any trouble it may cause in Humour, feel free to move it if it causes any hassles.

Thanx

Pepe LeFrits

Woo the thread is on humour now, a forum I don't post on!

jank, you're a ****ing retard. You are one of those who give Arsenal fans a bad name.

jank

kaids whatever
always knew you were a bit of a.....

nah im better than you and while you at it why dont you attack others you dont like cause thats so manly of you!:rolleyes:

by the way bit of a worm saying that knowing you wont be banned from soccer and i said nothing bad about you


anyway whatever makes your day :ninja:

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Originally posted by jank

lol bitter
so the highlight of a utd's supportes season is to see two london clubs battle for a semi final place and then see thier main rivals get knocked out
oh how the mightly have fallen

i think you are the definition of bitter and this thread is a complete troll by the way
just a question do you want chelsea to win the CL and if not or yes WHY??

It's not the highlight of the season at all, simply taking the p!ss out of Arsenal fans, and watching them getting all worked up...I'm delighting in that alright.

Frankly I don't care who wins the CL now that Manchester United are out.

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Just one more.

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jank

Frankly I don't care who wins the CL now that Manchester United are out.

so why go on about arsenal's exit then....oh sorry IT IS the highlight ouf your season lol

sad indeed and kop on
when utd went out there werent half as many muppets like you doing the same **** posting up pictures and the like just proves that your sad(well its been proven before see above)

Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by jank
kaids whatever
always knew you were a bit of a.....

nah im better than you and while you at it why dont you attack others you dont like cause thats so manly of you!:rolleyes:

by the way bit of a worm saying that knowing you wont be banned from soccer and i said nothing bad about you


anyway whatever makes your day :ninja:

If they were acting the retard on a thread outside soccer i probably would.

As hard as it is to believe, people don't have to say something bad about me for me to dislike them. In your case, continually posting retarded and blinkered Arsenal-biased crap on the soccer board, starting stupid flamewars and generally pissing everyone off is the reason.

Ahh, the release

BioHazRd

Whatever about other forums, personal abuse is not allowed here - kaids banned for a week.

Bio

lukeUCD

Choose a psychopathic irishman as ur captain

roy keane is one of the best players in the world and united would not have got anywhere without him!

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by PiE
Choose shutting up.

ROFL:D