Jesus

yorema

what did Jesus say to the apostles when he was being nailed to the cross?

Don't ****ing touch my easter egg,i'll be back on Sunday!

Oriel

Now, I'm not religious in the sightest, and I don't find that funny at all.

It's the same as:
"What did Santa say to the elves when he was about to leave lapland?
Don't ****ing touch my presents, I'll be back tomorrow!"

That's humour?

l3rian

hahaha good jokes guys

yorema

Originally posted by Sinecure
Now, I'm not religious in the sightest, and I don't find that funny at all.

It's the same as:
"What did Santa say to the elves when he was about to leave lapland?
Don't ****ing touch my presents, I'll be back tomorrow!"

That's humour?

maybe cos jesus died on the cross it was funny when he said he'd be back on sunday whereas santa didn't die at all???????

catsup

good one yorema, i like it:D

kmart6

Been posted before

quank

Ugh.
It's more like a 3rd class kinda joke

mang87

Oh god, thats the 400th time I have heard that :ninja:



although I have heard this next joke 500 times;
Jesus said to Luke, come forth my son and I shall grant you eternal life
Luke came 5th and won a toaster


:dunno:

LemmingBoy

Thats the first time i heard that joke and i dont care about religion, but that sucks i get it and all but it sucks.