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He shoulda kept his mouth shut.

  • 10-04-2004 6:52pm
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    He says I dont know why you wear pants.
    She says You wear boxers don't you?

    He says The first time I saw you I wanted to make love to you really badly.
    She says Well, you've succeeded.

    He says Why dont you let me know when you have an orgasm?
    She says I would but your never there.

    He says Two inches more and I'd be a king.
    She says Two inches less and you'd be a queen.


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