Tallaght Girls

UnrealQueen · 11-04-2004 7:10pm #1

A Tallaght girl goes to the council to register for child benefit
"How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Tallaght girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Tallaght girl "its great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO
TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council
worker. "That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their surnames"

A Tallaght girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on
the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she
says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."

Tallaght Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."

A Tallaght girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and
bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK" .
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Killanarden, bud."

A Tallaght girl was driving down the M50 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the
news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M50. Please be
careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Tallaght girl, "There's hundreds of
them!"

Another Tallaght girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood
everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying
flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "What's you name?"
Sharon: "Sharon"
Medic: "Where do you live?"
Sharon: "Tallaght"
Medic: "Ok Sharon. How many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

Töpher · 11-04-2004 7:55pm

LMFAO!

Agent Smith · 11-04-2004 7:56pm

Originally posted by UnrealQueen

A Tallaght girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on
the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she
says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!111

tman · 11-04-2004 8:00pm

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Killanarden, bud."

lmao:D

Lady · 11-04-2004 8:48pm

Originally posted by UnrealQueen

A Tallaght girl was driving down the M50 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the
news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M50. Please be
careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Tallaght girl, "There's hundreds of
them!"

LOL
Heard that in a blonde joke too good as both though, liked them all