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Close Shave

UnrealQueen · 2004-04-11 20:06:01

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth…

11-04-2004 9:06pm

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UnrealQueen

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A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

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#2 11-04-2004 9:15pm

tman

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har har, he has teh pooey ball in his mouth!!!

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#3 11-04-2004 9:29pm

neoB

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Arg that is nasteh ... lol

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#4 12-04-2004 1:43am

quank

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heehee
Nasty indeed

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#5 12-04-2004 1:44am

Agent Smith

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yeck! dirty like!

good none the less!

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#6 13-04-2004 10:03am

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AAAAAAAAAarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:eek:

Good one!!

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