Gay Test

Johnny Versace · 13-04-2004 2:28pm #1

Firstly, I have no problem with gaylords.

...

This is an amusing test to take to measure your gayness -

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

Warning, it's quite strict

yellum · 13-04-2004 2:57pm

That's class.

smoke · 13-04-2004 3:17pm

I got 100pc straight! I took another one before, on emode i think and didn't get that.

RobertFoster · 13-04-2004 3:44pm

Originally posted by smoke
I got 100pc straight!

yeah, they have it so it's either 100% gay or not.

"Do You like beer?" select no: "You're 100% Gay!"

smoke · 13-04-2004 3:56pm

****, thought that was weird alright, just checked that now.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-04-2004 4:01pm

im gay. aparently.

BKtje · 13-04-2004 4:02pm

sigh thats just pointless

Just cos u dont know how many teams in some random basketball league ur gay :f

Crash · 13-04-2004 4:10pm

you're just jealous cus you're gayer than me.

Johnny Versace · 13-04-2004 4:11pm

I'm pretty certain it's a scientific test.

dsimpson · 13-04-2004 4:18pm

What do you guys think of gays in the forces??

Agent Smith · 13-04-2004 4:18pm

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper
im gay. aparently.

like myself,it would seem

Sleipnir · 13-04-2004 4:21pm

Originally posted by dsimpson
What do you guys think of gays in the forces??

what, like gays in gravity or Star wars?

dsimpson · 13-04-2004 4:23pm

Ha ha

Well you could answer it from that perspective as well....

No I meant spilling blood in the mud with a platoon full of John Inmen!!

weemcd · 13-04-2004 4:35pm

yes that is a GAY test.

dsimpson · 13-04-2004 4:39pm

if you go to

www.nitalk.com

theres a good debate going on gays in the forces.... theres also people yapping on about northern ireland politics as well!!!

Zaphod B · 13-04-2004 4:49pm

Originally posted by dsimpson
No I meant spilling blood in the mud with a platoon full of John Inmen!!

I take it you don't approve then...
If you want to complain about how you think gay soldiers will be too busy discussing fashion to provide covering fire or whatever, feel free, but I'd suggest a humorous post on the After Hours forum is not the best place for it

PS Yes NITalk is a great place for serious discussion... full of such gems as "Evolution must be a lie because I have a horse and it's lovely and apes aren't lovely and so God made my horse out of playdough!" Not to mention "A watch had to be made by someone, ergo so did the planet Earth! Clearly I am correct!"

trilo · 13-04-2004 4:56pm

wahey after one question i'm gay.... and i'm a lady...

trilo · 13-04-2004 4:56pm

wahey after one question i'm gay.... and i'm a lady...

dsimpson · 13-04-2004 5:00pm

hey hold on a second... www.nitalk.com is a decent site and I am not reponsible for the creation v evolution posts!!

Are you suggesting that the all the posts on this thread to date have been unhumorous... nitalk is very serious in comparison!!

Sleipnir · 13-04-2004 5:25pm

oh aye.

"At the moment a lot of these nations contain people who are almost at primitive, savage level. Watch how that group of extremists attacked Western helpers with such ferocity last week. Giving these people permission to rule themselves is like giving a child a loaded gun!!!!"

Gotta love those opinions. IT'S THEIR BLEEDIN' COUNTRY!

Sleipnir · 13-04-2004 5:32pm

Originally posted by dsimpson
Ha ha

Well you could answer it from that perspective as well....

No I meant spilling blood in the mud with a platoon full of John Inmen!!

I'd suggest a new topic if you want to discuss this un'

dsimpson · 13-04-2004 5:34pm

I don't have those opinions but unfortunately there are people who do!!

Do you not think its wise to try and challenge these opinions??

RobertFoster · 13-04-2004 6:16pm

everyone is entitled to an opinion - why challenge them?

if people (anyone: homosexual, hetrosexual, male female) wish to join the "forces", what does it matter? in what way do they differ? it's not as if a sexual preference or gender can make you any different to the person beside you when it comes to the "forces".

mike65 · 13-04-2004 6:20pm

Busted after one question!

(who would'nt find Johnny Depp attractive?)

Mike.

Johnny Versace · 13-04-2004 6:20pm

There have always been gays in the army, and there always will be.

We've had two major world wars and gays didn't appear to pose any problems...

PrecariousNuts · 13-04-2004 6:44pm

this test is gay

flogen · 13-04-2004 7:58pm

in the words of Bill Hicks (in relation to gays in the military):

Anyone DUMB ENOUGH to wanna be in the Military, should be allowed in.

so true....

Flogen

Fozzy · 13-04-2004 10:40pm

Another great gay test here: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/t33t/gaytest.html

I think this one is slightly more accurate

RobertFoster · 13-04-2004 10:49pm

Originally posted by Fozzy
Another great gay test here: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/t33t/gaytest.html

I think this one is slightly more accurate

Wow, that's amazing! Really accurate too

Zaphod B · 14-04-2004 2:10am

Apologies to dsimpson, I didn't mean it as a personal attack and kudos to people on that forum who manage sensible discussion, it's just that some of the stuff I saw was remarkably silly, even by this place's silly standards

Seriously though I realise you're not responsible. You make a very good point about challenging opinions though... how can anyone seriously suggest we shouldn't challenge opinions? Jesus challenged opinions, Martin Luther challenged opinions (I'm not religious by the way so I'm definitely not trying to bash Catholics here), Martin Luther King challenged opinions...

Er what am I at? this is the After Hours board. Let's all go to Politics

pigeonbutler · 14-04-2004 2:24am

Another great one is http://test.thespark.com/gaytest/

catsup · 14-04-2004 1:48pm

wow, they got me. if i was a guy id be super gay. i always knew my love of the opposite sex would be my downfall. but boards.ie is proving to be the downfall of my goddamn thesis. oh well.

DEmeant0r · 14-04-2004 2:11pm

This test is gay, how would not knowing the number of teams starting in NCAA make me homo? I don't even know what NCAA is.

Johnny Versace · 14-04-2004 2:22pm

Originally posted by Demeant0r
This test is gay, how would not knowing the number of teams starting in NCAA make me homo? I don't even know what NCAA is.

Fucking homo.

catsup · 14-04-2004 4:22pm

youre all gay...

or in denial.

weemcd · 14-04-2004 6:37pm

if anyone really needs to take a test to see if they are gay, then they probably are

Kold · 14-04-2004 7:48pm

Oh I'm a complete gay. I just prefer having sex with girls.

dsimpson · 14-04-2004 9:49pm

yeah thats why you are sitting here posting on this!!!!

Hehe....a good discussion about sex is happening on www.nitalk.com you should join in!!!

Not gay sex mind

Johnny Versace · 14-04-2004 9:52pm

Bend over?

dsimpson · 14-04-2004 9:54pm

I would say that would be difficult.....what with you being about 35stone.. but you aren't too fat to fantasize I guess....

Johnny Versace · 14-04-2004 9:55pm

Originally posted by dsimpson
I would say that would be difficult.....what with you being about 35stone.. but you aren't too fat to fantasize I guess....

I'm confused. Explain bitte!

Monty - the one and only · 15-04-2004 9:50am

This thread is on the verge of being locked, keep it civil, or face the consequences.

ferdi · 15-04-2004 11:05am

i'm so geh

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